I CANNOT PROGRAM C (WITH 'CANNOT' I MEAN I WILL NOT I WILL NOT AND WANT NOT) i will write poetry for it though. because C is nice and small. C is like life, rock after rock to give something to remember. and give something to hold. You know when the C source is nearly complete: -when it transforms into some form of Myriapoda. (when you do not know anymore where to continue the program but that is good, for you must now find the last part... I know: it is hard to accept. But C is not the reason for all the broken hearts.) alas :: operating systems are illusion. -- still remembered -- C IS RUDIMENTARILY RUDE, 1 BECAUSE IT PREVENTS ME FROM ABSTRACTING AWAY!!! MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF DECLARATION AND OVERHEAD ALL DAY LONG... I CANNOT BEAR IT. ALL OTHER ERROR-HANDLING 1 LANGUAGES PREVENT ME FROM HAVING FUN: THEY JUST ANNOY ME WITH WARNINGS AND CRYING! -JUST REMOVE IT, IF IT'S NOT WORKING! 1 ALL THOSE NOISES PREVENT ME FROM IMAGINING ANYTHING USEFUL. 1 PREVENTING DREAMS AND WISHES. PREVENTING ME FROM BEING SILENT, AND FOREMOST ANY QUIET. -69 -- far for got -