I CANNOT PROGRAM C
  (WITH 'CANNOT' I MEAN I WILL NOT
  -I WILL NOT AND WANT NOT)
  C IS RUDIMENTARILY RUDE,
  BECAUSE IT PREVENTS ME FROM
  ABSTRACTING AWAY!!!

MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF DECLARATION
  AND OVERHEAD ALL DAY LONG...
  I CANNOT BEAR IT.

  ALL OTHER ERROR-HANDLING
  LANGUAGES PREVENT ME FROM HAVING FUN:
  THEY JUST ANNOY ME WITH
  WARNINGS AND CRYING!
  -JUST REMOVE IT,
   IF IT'S NOT WORKING!

  ALL THOSE NOISES PREVENT ME FROM
  IMAGINING ANYTHING USEFUL.
  PREVENTING DREAMS AND WISHES.
PREVENTING ME FROM BEING SILENT,
AND FOREMOST ANY QUIET. -69-

:: operating systems are illusion...
MANY THANKS... YOU MERCHANT-SCUM!

...
You know when the C source is nearly complete:
 -when it transforms into some form of Myriapoda.
  (when you do not know anymore
   where to continue the program.)
but the many-legs does not live in itself-
 -you had to define every existance of it.
:: that's what they call "to be safe"
 -another illusion.